The 272nd Fail: Haven't Seen the Fsail Whale Lately

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alisa makora: Akai
alisa makora: I have not seen the whale lately. ;_;
guynophobic: well what can I say
guynophobic: start failing some more
guynophobic: and tell lj to fail less
alisa makora: fffff
alisa makora: /WILL NOT FSAIL
alisa makora: ......
alisa makora: ...............
alisa makora: /SCREAM


..............SO.

I started compiling a fail collection one week, saving Sapph and Shikki's fails to see who would win a failcontest. And after compiling a fuckton of them, I forgot about it! Apparently they stopped failing around me. SADFACE EH

So since Alisa so kindly reminded me...



Shikki Daemon: /epsxloedes
Shikki Daemon: /epcl.doeps
Shikki Daemon: /.. expldoes

Shikki Daemon: /SCREAMS
Shikki Daemon: akai is threatening to suit me
Shikki Daemon: ... shoot me

Shikki Daemon: /gliter
Shikki Daemon: tlerelre
Shikki Daemon: ..glitere

Shikki Daemon: nah, gorup videos i sanew fucntion
Akai: ...
Akai: okay shikki
Shikki Daemon: silence
Shikki Daemon: i kierle you all
Akai: ...
Akai: okay shikki

Shikki Daemon: get in skyep amnasa
Shikki Daemon: get on skype masa

Shikki Daemon: i sid sfihi
Shikki Daemon: disf hisaid hi
Shikki Daemon: said hi

Shikki Daemon: /SC|REAMS
Shikki Daemon: STO IT
Shikki Daemon: SOTOPT IT
Shikki Daemon: STOP IT

Shikki Daemon: kindap uanelie
Shikki Daemon: it ameks me feel brety
Shikki Daemon: ... um
croaseraph: ....
Shikki Daemon: /wanders

Shikki Daemon: OH MY GOD
Shikki Daemon: I REMMEBR THINS]
Shikki Daemon: this
Shikki Daemon: i remeber
Shikki Daemon: WHY ARE WE ON TELEVISION ANYWAY
Akai: because you're putting strange things in your mouth
Shikki Daemon: cna i eat the guitar
Akai: no
Shikki Daemon: but
Shikki Daemon: i cna't get sick
Akai: no
Shikki Daemon: IM CANDAIDNA AKAI
Shikki Daemon: I'M THE TOUGHTEST HTER EIS
Akai: ...
Akai: no

Shikki Daemon: and thus shizuo became eney of the tales csat.
Akai: shikki maybe you should slow down
Shikki Daemon: in typing
Shikki Daemon: enverme
Shikki Daemon: nver
Shikki Daemon: nevber
Shikki Daemon: beiber
Shikki Daemon: ... NEVER
Akai: ...
croaseraph: LMAO WHERE DID BIETER COME FROM
Akai: beiber, eh
croaseraph: }BEIBER
croaseraph: *BEIBER
Akai: god the both of you
Shikki Daemon: wlel he ha sa movie called never sday never
croaseraph: aljgelkjdf

Shikki Daemon: hry, i lobvr mr domr snhrl
Shikki Daemon: ... um
Shikki Daemon: *I love me some Angel

Shikki Daemon: but akai
Shikki Daemon: ... is lj wearing cao
Shikki Daemon: moas
Shikki Daemon: camo
Akai: .....what
Shikki Daemon: it's caolflague colored
Kyio: ...
Kyio: When I go up there.
Kyio: I'm watching you type.
Shikki Daemon: that's so creepy
Kyio: B)
Shikki Daemon: you'kl se that i rarely
Shikki Daemon: look at what i type
Kyio: ... I believe this

Shikki Daemon: We get to xcause the apocaylpse
Shikki Daemon: caoylpse.s
Shikki Daemon: ... apocalypse

Shikki Daemon: awesomesaucing.
Shikki Daemon: *awesomesausage
Shikki Daemon: ........ awesomesauce

Shikki Daemon: Godluck!
Shikki Daemon: goodlciky
Shikki Daemon: ... you knwo what i ean

Shikki Daemon: I WAS JUST DING AN OMAGE

Shikki Daemon: because i'm emulating kyp
Shikki Daemon: myoyi
Shikki Daemon: kyoi
Shikki Daemon: kyo

Shikki Daemon: i want to be sacked
Shikki Daemon: ... sacked
Shikki Daemon: M
Shikki Daemon: SMACKEFD
Akai: ....
Shikki Daemon: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM F
Akai: rofl
Akai: /sacks
Akai: /ties up the end
Shikki Daemon: /is now jobless
Akai: /throws in a river
Shikki Daemon: /DRWOWNS
Shikki Daemon: ... goddanit

Shikki Daemon: ;___; i'll icon for you if you dont whalefial this
Shikki Daemon: ... failwahel
Shikki Daemon: fiarlwahele
Akai: ....
Akai: oh honey you'll have to do better than that

Shikki Daemon: it's aimed right at his house
Shikki Daemon: and by his i mean grays
Shikki Daemon: garyss
Shikki Daemon: gays
Masamune: Good thing you get your map from his sister
Shikki Daemon: ... gary's

Shikki Daemon: i missed the last peisode
Kyio: ...
Shikki Daemon: .......
Kyio: /golf clap
Shikki Daemon: you kniw what i meant
Shikki Daemon: STOP USINGF YOUR WIZARD POWERS
Akai: i kniw too
Kyio: /USES THEM MORE
Shikki Daemon: YOU ARE A BAD WIZARD
Akai: no kyio she said usingf
Kyio: You made another typo there.
Akai: you need the f
Akai: it's magic
Kyio: You meant "excellent wizard".
Shikki Daemon: no
Shikki Daemon: no
Shikki Daemon: eixstfd str oyr tproplr
Kyio: ...
Shikki Daemon: ... i
Akai: ...
Shikki Daemon: wixstfd str nivr proplr
Kyio: /on a magical wizard roll

Shikki Daemon: sje ,ad mer e do the nosir
Akai: ...
Shikki Daemon: .... oh godamnit

Shikki Daemon: ia amdasda drohtue
Shikki Daemon: ... i can tune it out
Akai: ....
Akai: right

Shikki Daemon: wait until yhryer'e; reintyu8tbgewja bgamske that for
Akai: ....shikki what
Shikki Daemon: wait un til theye're i nthe game for that
RaduraSottoVoce: What
Alex: .... What
Alex: Try 3 - go
Akai: shikki what
Akai: slow down
Akai: use small words
Shikki Daemon: WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE N THE GAME FOR THAT
Shikki Daemon: HAPPY NOW
Shikki Daemon: GOD
Shikki Daemon: teaisngnberli

Shikki Daemon: /crawls under the coffee tale
Shikki Daemon: blke
Shikki Daemon: tbaelkre\
Shikki Daemon: table

Shikki Daemon: OAK FAMILY WHAT AE YOUR JEANS
Shikki Daemon: genens
Shikki Daemon: genes
Akai: ...
croaseraph: LEVI'S

Shikki Daemon: bbbbbffhfhsananhadshd iw ant to be war
Akai: ...
Akai: wut
Shikki Daemon: i wnat to be warm
Akai: /sends shikki to war
Shikki Daemon: WARJM
Shikki Daemon: I WNR TOE NBEW ARM

Akai: okay guys imma type with my head
Akai: jnhujuhyjujhyl;ytg
Shikki Daemon: sksi you duvk
Shikki Daemon: ... hoffasmnity
Akai: ...
Kyosuke: ...
Masamune: ...
returnhope: ...
Akai: well played, shikki
Shikki Daemon: /cliff

Shikki Daemon: I WON
Shikki Daemon: /cries tears of koi
Shikki Daemon: .. joy
Kyosuke: ....you cried fish?

Shikki Daemon: DOPMSO OG GSIL
Shikki Daemon: ... i hsyr thisd
Shikki Daemon: what wait can nbe typoed in revferse

Shikki Daemon: Yrsh
Shikki Daemon: i nvouldfn'y bre considce nif i tried
alisa makora: ......
Shikki Daemon: ALISA I WILL END YOU

Shikki Daemon: wait why is it irnic
Shikki Daemon: itonic
Shikki Daemon: ironic

Masamune: I WON'T APP XANDER
regenderates: SHUSH
regenderates: DON'T BRING OUT OOC DICKCUSSION INTO CHAT
regenderates: ... dicussion
CruxisKyosuke: ...
regenderates: discussion
Masamune: .... well
TriadOrionX: Welp.
TriadOrionX: /gets popcorn
SuikGloris: Well that is IC for pre season 3 Xander
regenderates: /over here now
Masamune: I didn't think that's what we were talking about
renegadeangel983: ... that was amazing
regenderates: hery optu luna
regenderates: .. get out
Masamune: We need to save that one for Akai
regenderates: NO
regenderates: NO YOU DO NOT
Masamune: Oh yes. Yes I do
regenderates: you are horribad

regenderates: ASPPY BRITHDYAS GRIFF
regenderates: .. happy birthday griff
Masamune: /throws asps at Griff |D

Shikki Daemon: is gavni now cary oak
Shikki Daemon: goaryk oak
Shikki Daemon: .. gary oak

Shikki Daemon: oOo, I didn't even see the Dhoas app.
Shikki Daemon: hdhsaos
Shikki Daemon: hosue
Shikki Daemon: .. Dhaos

Shikki Daemon: ... maybe possibly skyping, so long as i've slept and i'm not giggling like a lunatock
Shikki Daemon: ... lunatic
Akai: ...
Akai: :|;;
Shikki Daemon: WHAT
Akai: :|
Shikki Daemon: ... are you failwharling this
Akai: ....now I am
Shikki Daemon: ....
Shikki Daemon: so i just went
Shikki Daemon: wait what why
Shikki Daemon: and okayt
Shikki Daemon: you knwo what i'kl give you that one
Shikki Daemon: FUCK FINGERTS OEBY MER
Shikki Daemon: .............. goodnight

regenderates: /CRIES
regenderates: /LOUDY
regenderates: ldouylyl
regenderates: .. .loudly

regenderates: masa sis trepsonse for al lthe drops aslt amonth for oth dropping his characters
regenderates: YAYA AMSA READ SMY LANGUAR

regenderates: /KILLS AKIA
regenderates: ieak
regenderates: ... akai

regenderates: /eats the funiture
regenderates: nfurntirue
regenderates: funriete
regenderates: .............. things you sit on




stubbornhealer: /dbeatas sleeps
stubbornhealer: /sbesta
stubbornhealer: /bdesta
stubbornhealer: /depeaat
stubbornhealer: /debates
Akai: ...off to a good start I see

stubbornhealer: suppsoedly it is whe people talkt o me but
stubbornhealer: eh.
stubbornhealer: my accent is weird to eepoel not from the northeast us
stubbornhealer: peopeel
stubbornhealer: peopeles

stubbornhealer: now to try loading fisoxfox agina to see if its woth atgings
stubbornhealer: i;m nto evne going to bothr vorecting
stubbornhealer: what skeyp partiyng
stubbornhealer: sure i;mm skayp karty
stubbornhealer: mybay my taling will bet bbetter
stubbornhealer: jesus chrsut
stubbornhealer: fingers dont really care abot what hey'rs typong. i gessi shouldnt tag
stubbornhealer: i told you i had two tdinrks
stubbornhealer: and have not let seltpt
stubbornhealer: ley
stubbornhealer: yet

stubbornhealer: i will skope after i get off the fode
stubbornhealer: ofgonf
stubbornhealer: phone

stubbornhealer: oh
stubbornhealer: today was the hmd/friend remove
stubbornhealer: is it too late for me to post to the altm
stubbornhealer: hdm
stubbornhealer: dhdm
stubbornhealer: hdm
stubbornhealer: hdm
stubbornhealer: thign

stubbornhealer: yay i was ab;e tp tpye without failing
stubbornhealer: in the ndom post anywa
stubbornhealer: you guys started up sokep type?
stubbornhealer: chat
stubbornhealer: thing
Kyosuke: Yes
Kyosuke: We did
stubbornhealer: okay
stubbornhealer: i'll be there soonb
stubbornhealer: sitll on phpamne
stubbornhealer: phoen

stubbornhealer: am on skpr
stubbornhealer: warning i sm tirasd
Kyosuke: You're on Skype, Sapph?
stubbornhealer: 8|
stubbornhealer: yed

stubbornhealer: > genderbent zach
stubbornhealer: ... zcack
stubbornhealer: zack

stubbornhealer: what have id one
stubbornhealer: ...
stubbornhealer: *i doen'
stubbornhealer: dine
stubbornhealer: *DONE
stubbornhealer: /sobs

Sapphire: hsds'z fhs zhf
Sapphire: ...
Sapphire: 8hsdsz fhs zhF
Sapphire: here's there chat
Sapphire: *THE

Shikki: yo yo yo ahfailwazz in thr house
Sapphire: ...
Sapphire: fiers sihhk
Sapphire: /diewa
Sapphire: DIEW
Masamune: Bravo
Sapphire: *Firew
Sapphire: /bands shitssk
Sapphire: shikki
Sapphire: shans
Sapphire: *bands
Sapphire: *BANS

stubbornhealer: i forget how i fixed mine
stubbornhealer: but it iddnt work for the lingbest tims
stubbornhealer: lognest
stubbornhealer: longest
stubbornhealer: *didnd
stubbornhealer: /sob

stubbornhealer: i think i passed oute whiel on skyoe]]
stubbornhealer: i woke up with the headphoneos on. wa s confuisng
stubbornhealer: di you her me sleeping?]\

stubbornhealer: oyu gus are stil skeyping?
stubbornhealer: tou

stubbornhealer: ugh, alg
stubbornhealer: lg
stubbornhealer: ;zg

stubbornhealer: that siad
Shadowdr5: but yes
thameowzy: yes, him
stubbornhealer: is lj not oworks
stubbornhealer: wirkign
greenbayonet: haha
stubbornhealer: wangkng
stubbornhealer: working

stubbornhealer: i thought shikki was zeo
stubbornhealer: zeri
stubbornhealer: zeri
stubbornhealer: zero

stubbornhealer: but giraff, not all noncombatants are medical-savvy
stubbornhealer: griaff
stubbornhealer: girrr
stubbornhealer: you.

stubbornhealer: wow shirkki, i didnt even recognize you
stubbornhealer: whirir
stubbornhealer: shinne
stubbornhealer: shikki

stubbornhealer: hi yal
stubbornhealer: lat
stubbornhealer: lay
stubbornhealer: lay
stubbornhealer: aly

stubbornhealer: you should just give her the link to the nutpickers guide
stubbornhealer: ntispttsk
stubbornhealer: nitpickers

stubbornhealer: /staples shinra
stubbornhealer: /shursa
stubbornhealer: /*siara
stubbornhealer: *Sera
stubbornhealer: SHIRE
Masamune: ALMOST THERE
stubbornhealer: Shira
Masamune: ATTA GIRL

stubbornhealer: i nwws moe mEn
stubbornhealer: ...wtf
kokiaru: ...
stubbornhealer: i should just leave that there.
stubbornhealer: "I need more ramen."

stubbornhealer: /flips cowell
stubbornhealer: ...
Kyosuke: ...
stubbornhealer: /simon
renegadeangel983: ...
stubbornhealer: ...
stubbornhealer: /KYO
stubbornhealer: what the hell

stubbornhealer: /pats twagng
stubbornhealer: /wittn
stubbornhealer: /twin

stubbornhealer: its her OS, aku
Akai: A-K-A-I
stubbornhealer: APPLE
Akai: ....
returnhope: Pffff
Akai: A-K-A-I
stubbornhealer: lmao

stubbornhealer: he tops ratface apparently
stubbornhealer: richtoek
stubbornhealer: richteor
stubbornhealer: richter

stubbornhealer: auth
stubbornhealer: arith
stubbornhealer: ...
stubbornhealer: raaj

stubbornhealer: /staples akra
stubbornhealer: *ikra
stubbornhealer: *akai

stubbornhealer: nojh
stubbornhealer: nigghr
vilyasage: ...
stubbornhealer: night
stubbornhealer: one handed sorru

stubbornhealer: i dont know, aku. kyo just seemed so horrified
stubbornhealer: and i didnt know men would wear something else under there
stubbornhealer: ... alicia
guynophobic: ....
stubbornhealer: alisa
guynophobic: wha
masamune3x: Alisa can't be Aku
masamune3x: Akai is Aku
stubbornhealer: not you akow
stubbornhealer: akai