The Seventy-First Fail: Man Up and Take a Shit

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( Cut to save you from epic colors )

JustlySarcastic (11:56:52 PM): |:

vilyasage (11:56:57 PM): TURN ON. LIGHT.

cruxiskyosuke (11:57:02 PM): My representation was far more accurate.

RenegadeAngel983 (11:57:07 PM): I CAN'T, THE PARAKEETS ARE ASLEEP

JustlySarcastic (11:57:20 PM): CAN'T TURN ON LIGHT, PARAKEETS WILL EAT ME?

stubbornhealer (11:57:20 PM): lol christmas story

cruxiskyosuke (11:57:25 PM): THROW A SHEET OVER THE CAGE?

JustlySarcastic (11:57:27 PM): Also, dude, get a blanket and -- yes

stubbornhealer (11:57:30 PM): the sugar gliders turned into parakeets?

JustlySarcastic (11:57:36 PM): We used to do that for my parakeet ):

vilyasage (11:57:37 PM): ...

vilyasage (11:57:39 PM): THEY ARE

vilyasage (11:57:42 PM): PARAGLIDERS

cruxiskyosuke (11:57:43 PM): Luna has an animal house.

JustlySarcastic (11:57:44 PM): ....

JustlySarcastic (11:57:48 PM): ffffffffffffffffffff

cruxiskyosuke (11:57:49 PM): ........

RenegadeAngel983 (11:57:50 PM): One of the cages is covered, the other pair throws a fit if you try to cover their cage.

cruxiskyosuke (11:57:54 PM): *badum-psh*

vilyasage (11:57:58 PM): they're sleeping

vilyasage (11:58:00 PM): how can they throw a fit

JustlySarcastic (11:58:01 PM): Tell them to man up and shit it

JustlySarcastic (11:58:02 PM): ...

JustlySarcastic (11:58:03 PM): *SHUT

JustlySarcastic (11:58:05 PM): *SHUUUUUT

JustlySarcastic (11:58:07 PM): /flips table

vilyasage (11:58:07 PM): lol

JustlySarcastic (11:58:08 PM): /leaves

RenegadeAngel983 (11:58:08 PM): .....

cruxiskyosuke (11:58:18 PM): I'm sure they don't need to man up to take a shit.

cruxiskyosuke (11:58:22 PM): They're birds.

JustlySarcastic (11:58:26 PM): THEY MIGHT NEED TO

JustlySarcastic (11:58:29 PM): YOU NEVER KNOWWWWW

RenegadeAngel983 (11:58:35 PM): /laughing

cruxiskyosuke (11:58:44 PM): BIRDS POOP ON YOUR CAR FOR THE HELL OF IT

cruxiskyosuke (11:58:50 PM): THEY DON'T NEED TO MAN UP

JustlySarcastic (11:58:51 PM): I'm dying here and my cat is sleeping through it

JustlySarcastic (11:58:53 PM): My cat

JustlySarcastic (11:58:59 PM): Who wakes up when I so much as glance at her

cruxiskyosuke (11:59:06 PM): THEY'RE BALLSY ENOUGH AS IT IS

The Seventy-Fourth Fail: It's EVERYWHERE, oh god.

[kyosuke]

( Cut because of Shiru's nasty bodily functions. )

The Seventy-Fifth Fail: Your Bedpan Can Hatch

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[20:17] stubbornhealer: kukki your bedpan can hatch
[20:17] stubbornhealer: ... goddamn it
[20:17] vagina rats: ...
[20:17] stubbornhealer: bidoof
[20:17] ShokoraKukki: ...
[20:17] cruxiskyosuke: ...
[20:17] vagina rats: .......
[20:17] ShokoraKukki: Can my bedpan evolve too
[20:17] ShokoraKukki: Into a toilet?
[20:18] cruxiskyosuke: Only if you give it lots of love and care.
[20:18] stubbornhealer: /facepalm