thefailwhale | Entries tagged with fail: vil

fontech

I bet you guys will never guess how long I've been collecting these.

( Spoiler: It's been a couple weeks I think )

kyosuke

( So much discussion of flatchest... )

fontech

( The search is ON! )

fontech

stubbornhealer: it has aku
Akai: ...
stubbornhealer: .... akai

vilyasage: be nie otl au
Masamune: ...
Kyosuke: .....
stubbornhealer: ...
vilyasage: *be nice to apye
vilyasage: *aly
Kyosuke: ...
vilyasage: ogod
Kyosuke: I...
greenbayonet: ....thank you vil-my-love.
Akai: conveniently I've already started an aooh |D
greenbayonet: You got there. Eventually.
stubbornhealer: .... i punched masa for you. :|
vilyasage: now i ma lugheing
vilyasage: and that mal,es it wros
Akai: ....okay then
stubbornhealer: lol aooh
vilyasage: ohshuto

stubbornhealer: nigh t twist
stubbornhealer: usg'
stubbornhealer: itin
stubbornhealer: tien
Masamune: ...
stubbornhealer: twiin

kyosuke

Kath (so moe you died) has entered the room. 1:19 am
Sapph (1:19:55 AM): /stables kath
Sapph (1:19:59 AM): .... /stables
Aly (1:20:00 AM): So work today.
Sapph (1:20:00 AM): *STABLES
Sapph (1:20:02 AM): *TAKTE
Masa (1:20:03 AM): ... I kinda wanna start listening to my Christmas playlist.
Sapph (1:20:05 AM): *STAKES
Masa (1:20:06 AM): Is it too early for that?
Sapph (1:20:07 AM): *STEAKS
Kath (1:20:08 AM): ....that was weird
Sapph (1:20:08 AM): ...
Sapph (1:20:09 AM): *STAPLES
Aly (1:20:10 AM): was all of Handel's Messiah.
Vil (1:20:11 AM): staples?
Kath (1:20:16 AM): ................what areyou trying to do to me Sapph?
Dynast (1:20:16 AM): ....steaks.
Vil (1:20:19 AM): aly have you seen the silend montks
Vil (1:20:22 AM): *silent monks
Kath (1:20:26 AM): please not steaks, I 'm a vegetarian :I
Sapph (1:20:29 AM): i ... i dont know. /cru
Vil (1:20:30 AM): kath she's giving you STEAL
Sapph (1:20:31 AM): /cru
Sapph (1:20:32 AM): *cry
Vil (1:20:33 AM): STEAK
Aly (1:20:45 AM): I haven't!
Sapph (1:20:46 AM): if i only had a brain
Dynast (1:20:47 AM): Or is she....making Kath steak.
Vil (1:20:49 AM): ...I find /cru kind of pitifully hilarious
Kath (1:20:50 AM): .....there there, sapph
Aly (1:20:52 AM): /VEGETARIAN HIGH FIVE
Luna (1:20:54 AM): ... Kyo, your turn for the whale.
Kath (1:21:00 AM): /HIGH FIVE!
Vil (1:21:00 AM): okg aly
Vil (1:21:02 AM): hang on
Aly (1:21:12 AM): I WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAR SOUND THOUGH if it's there.
Aly (1:21:15 AM): My sound is broken
Sapph (1:21:37 AM): lol. raine said she had "things to do" but i cant think of anything specific
Masa (1:21:51 AM): She has a date to go on
Masa (1:21:52 AM): With Kurt
Unkie (1:21:54 AM): luna i think kyo left
Luna (1:21:58 AM): Oh, ffff

greyangel.livejournal.com

Vil: i think in this case she'd be okay
Vil: peony
Vil: ...
Vil: what
Vil: *peony
Vil: no
Vil: stop
Vil: *PEOPLE
Vil: people. tend to go for her front

fontech

SO KYIO'S TOO MUCH OF A PANSY TO DO IT BUT SHIKKI SAID "REGWET" INSTEAD OF REGRET ON SKYPE

WAY TO FAIL BB

Also:

Akai: I'm like constantly on failwhale duty these days, it's so amusing
stubbornhealer: akai on a whalewatching boat
stubbornhealer: FAIL SIGHTED
stubbornhealer: ALERT THE CREW
vilyasage: THAR SHE FAILS
Masamune: FROM THE HEART OF FAIL, I POSTETH THEE!!!

( now for your regularly scheduled sapphing )

kyosuke

Kyosuke (10:43:31 PM): Vil you wanna do Nephry don't you
Kyosuke (10:43:34 PM): Err
Kyosuke (10:43:34 PM): Sheena
Kyosuke (10:43:37 PM): God, brain
Kyosuke (10:43:40 PM): *punts brain
Vil (10:43:43 PM): no, nephry was the right answer
Vil (10:43:50 PM): your brain, it was coffee
Vil (10:43:53 PM): *correct
Kyosuke (10:43:55 PM): ...
Alisa (10:44:07 PM): XD
Kyosuke (10:44:14 PM): ....Okay that's getting failwhaled.

fontech

I bet you people were wondering if this would ever make it.

( The fail goes on and on and on and on... )

vilyasage.livejournal.com

justlysarcastic (12:30:49 AM): Night guys :|b

( Twang )

renegadeangel983 (12:33:24 AM): Oh god I'm gonna wake up the house

kyosuke

( The next in line for the Kingdom of aOOH speaks! )

kyosuke

Shad (12:19:42 AM): DON'T DO IT REGAL
Shad (12:19:51 AM): HE WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER FISH FOR MARLIN EVER AGAIN
Aly (12:20:55 AM): MASA, MY SILKIEST.
Aly (12:21:06 AM): Bones will be the next to tag in that log, fyi.
Vil (12:21:25 AM): regal can buy a new butt
Vil (12:21:30 AM): ...* yacht
Luna (12:21:48 AM): ........
Luna (12:21:50 AM): aOOH
Yosho (12:21:51 AM): ...XD
Kyosuke (12:21:58 AM): ....Wow.
Luna (12:22:07 AM): Kyo, do you wanna do the honors or should I?
Vil (12:22:13 AM): oh kark
Vil (12:22:21 AM): the call of the whale

relares.livejournal.com

RE: this horrible thing

relares: I might actually just let it out

vilyasage: ...

relares: outside, I mean

vilyasage: first take a better picture

vilyasage: so we can study it

relares: hahahaha

vilyasage: FOR CHINESE

vilyasage: ...er

vilyasage: SCIENCE

relares: vil, are you hungry :')

vilyasage: noooo

vilyasage: i had chinese last night and this morning i felt awful

relares: I'd say "that explains it" but chinese food and science have very little to do with each other

vilyasage: both involve experiments

relares: I see

relares: /posts to the failwhale anyway

vilyasage: damn you

kyosuke

Kyosuke (8:02:55 PM): Think it has enough room for that suitcase I had last year?
Vil (8:04:02 PM): uh
Vil (8:04:04 PM): /forgets
Kyosuke (8:04:06 PM): I'd just have one bag and my laptop case, which I'd be holding onto anyway because it never leaves my side. Ever.
Vil (8:04:12 PM): if it's just one shitcase then I have room
Kyosuke (8:04:15 PM): ...
Vil (8:04:19 PM): *suitcase
Kyosuke (8:04:32 PM): ...Okay I'm failwhaling that.
Vil (8:04:34 PM): but really
Vil (8:04:37 PM): you do keep your shit in it
Vil (8:04:48 PM): no one puts actual suits in those things anymore
Kyosuke (8:04:57 PM): Well yes, but it's figurative shit, not literal shit.
Kyosuke (8:05:09 PM): Though I'm sure someone out there puts literal shit in their suitcase.

relares.livejournal.com

vilyasage: yuri are you playing that kyio

vilyasage: ...er.

vilyasage: you know.

Current Mood: amused

luna-hoshino.livejournal.com

[11:55] cruxiskyosuke: Well, by great, I mean I'm going to fall over dead in a few hours.
[11:55] cruxiskyosuke: BUT RIGHT NOW I AM ON A SECOND WIND
[11:55] cruxiskyosuke: Or a third.
[11:55] vilyasage: well good
[11:55] vilyasage: enjoy it
[11:55] cruxiskyosuke: Or a seventeenth. Who's counting?
[11:56] vilyasage: an eightieth wind
[11:57] cruxiskyosuke: It's an nth wind.
[11:57] vilyasage: hehe
[11:57] vilyasage: WING TO THE NTH POWER
[11:57] vilyasage: *WAND
[11:57] vilyasage: *WANg
[11:57] cruxiskyosuke: *wind
[11:57] vilyasage: *WIND DAMMIT
[11:57] cruxiskyosuke: VIL I SHOULD BE THE ONE TYPOING HERE, NOT YOU

kyosuke

cruxiskyosuke (10:11:46 PM): Fuck, LJ's down now.
vilyasage (10:11:51 PM): yes
vilyasage (10:11:53 PM): maintenance time
vilyasage (10:11:58 PM): for 3 hous
vilyasage (10:11:59 PM): rs
Shokora Kukki (10:12:06 PM): Awwww dammit
Shokora Kukki (10:12:08 PM): *was gonna post her first prompt update*
vilyasage (10:12:10 PM): aww
vilyasage (10:12:14 PM): yeah no
vilyasage (10:13:52 PM): damn thing is down for three whores
vilyasage (10:14:00 PM): *three whole hours
Shokora Kukki (10:14:09 PM): ...
Shokora Kukki (10:14:22 PM): V-Vil
renegadeangel983 (10:14:26 PM): .....
vilyasage (10:14:27 PM): shut up
vilyasage (10:14:31 PM): you can't even post it HA
cruxiskyosuke (10:14:39 PM): It's okay.
Shokora Kukki (10:14:41 PM): We shall save it
renegadeangel983 (10:14:43 PM): Someone else can post it later
cruxiskyosuke (10:14:47 PM): LJ'll be back in three "whores"
vilyasage (10:14:49 PM): dmna
Shokora Kukki (10:15:03 PM): Well, after it's done with the three whores
vilyasage (10:15:14 PM): stop
untoldideas (10:15:16 PM): LJ's got stamina.
vilyasage (10:15:18 PM): i ma laughting tstop
afroxgunso (10:17:12 PM) has entered the room.
vilyasage (10:19:14 PM): that's like
vilyasage (10:19:16 PM): three fails for me today

luna-hoshino.livejournal.com

[16:54] vilyasage: god now i'm seeing luna talking to herself
[16:54] cruxiskyosuke: ....What the hell were you typing there, Vil.
[16:54] vilyasage: satruday
[16:55] vilyasage: but really the wangs are just too similar
[16:55] renegadeangel983: ....
[16:55] vilyasage: NAMES
[16:55] vilyasage: NAME
[16:55] vilyasage: S
[16:55] renegadewangs: fffffffffffffffffffffffffft

[17:20] vilyasage: there's another hat?
[17:20] vilyasage: *cat
[17:20] vilyasage: *chatt
[17:20] Shokora Kukki: ...
[17:20] vilyasage: TALKY BOX