The 174th Fail: Eyebrow Straightening

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[15:55] thewondertwit: clearly pronyma went through a vain stage in life
[15:55] thewondertwit: where she straightened her eyebrows
[15:55] thewondertwit: ... bangs
[15:55] vagina rats: .....
[15:55] vagina rats: w-wow
[15:56] thewondertwit: yeah, I dunno either
[15:56] thewondertwit: get out of my head, keia :(
[15:56] vagina rats: /imagines pronyma taking a hair straightening iron to her eyebrows
[15:56] thewondertwit: at least I spelled it properly on the first try both times
[15:56] thewondertwit: if I were really channeling keia, I would've said "eyebrows"
[15:57] vagina rats: no
[15:57] vagina rats: you would have said
[15:57] vagina rats: eyebowrs
[15:57] vagina rats: eyebori8ws
[15:57] vagina rats: eyebrows
[15:57] vagina rats: ... bangs
[15:57] thewondertwit: nah, I'd have messed up the bangs too
[15:57] thewondertwit: bsngs
[15:57] thewondertwit: bqnsg
[15:58] vagina rats: /read that as dongs
[15:58] thewondertwit: bnags
[15:58] thewondertwit: BANGS
[15:58] thewondertwit: one musn't forget the right one must be capslocked
[15:58] vagina rats: she might have said dongs too
[15:58] thewondertwit: true
[15:58] thewondertwit: keia does tend to have a lot of dong typos
[15:58] thewondertwit: I do hope you're failwhaling this
[15:59] vagina rats: I thought you'd never ask